Water Adventure Admirer Gifts

Waterskiing accident.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Lifesaver!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'