Water Adventure Lover Gifts

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Lifesaver!

'Distracting the fish.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."