Water Adventure Lover Gifts

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Lifesaver!

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'