Water Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I'm contemplating row versus wade.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Lifesaver!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers