Water Adventure Lovers Gifts

When Seniors Fly

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lifesaver!

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Log Ride

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"That's the deep end."

Lovers scuba diving

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

FISH ESCAPE.

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).