Water Escapades Lovers Gifts

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"They're so like us."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Lovers scuba diving

When Seniors Fly

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

Pool Sample

'Damn'

'This isn't quite what I had in mind when you invited me into your car pool!'

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

Swirling Eddies

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'