Underwater Escapade Enthusiasts Gifts

Lovers scuba diving

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark with fish lollipops

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

When Seniors Fly

Scuba Diving Devil

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Dry Cleaning

Bathing suit.