Underwater Escapade Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Lovers scuba diving

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark with fish lollipops

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Scuba Diving Devil

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

When Seniors Fly

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"I spilled my drink."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Bathing suit.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'