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"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Fish in cars: 'Speed enforced by rowboat.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Mermaid Portaloo.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Shark with fish lollipops

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Guide fish.

'It was this big. I swear'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Octopus on Keys.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

When bored, we board

"He chases submarines."

Lovers scuba diving

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.