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"I wonder what it's thinking!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"He chases submarines."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.