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"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Octopus Lady

'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

"Are you sure this is worth the effort?"

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'Evolve...it's great!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

"Clear!"

'I'm warning you guys -- I've got herpes!'

"Let the shark out."

Patients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Name one salmon you know who ever came back from a spawning run.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

penguins playing golf

Caution Salmon Crossing

'Help!'

Ducklings following a diver.

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Fish Farming

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'