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"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Octopus Lady

Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'For some strange reason, Smythe, I don't believe you're leaving work because you're not feeling well. Next time don't wear the diving gear, it's a dead giveaway.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

'Can't we all just get a lung?'

"Are you sure this is worth the effort?"

'I told him not to install central air.'

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'Evolve...it's great!'

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'I'm warning you guys -- I've got herpes!'

How evolution was inspired by children

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Clear!"

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Patients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.

Caution Salmon Crossing

penguins playing golf

Ducklings following a diver.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish Farming

'Help!'