Underwater Adventures Gifts

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Fish in cars: 'Speed enforced by rowboat.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Mermaid Portaloo.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Shark with fish lollipops

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'It was this big. I swear'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Octopus on Keys.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Lovers scuba diving

"He chases submarines."

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Sea Horse outside saloon

When bored, we board

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Lifeboat