Nautical Adventure Admirer Gifts

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Shall I let them breathe."