Nautical Admirers Gifts

Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

Scores for walking the plank

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piranhaclaus

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Fishing boat.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Krill, baby, krill."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

COWMIKAZES

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'