Nautical Aficionados Gifts

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

COWMIKAZES

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'