Nautical Aficionado Gifts

'Cannonball!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Whoever said, 'getting there was half the fun'?!'

'There doesn't seem to be any foul play. I think we have a simple case of two ships passing in the night.'

Titanic and Tetris.

"It's supposed to ward off frivolous lawsuits."

Life raft and death raft.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

An Eye To Business.

Crew cut.

'Cheer up, Cap'n -- nobody's perfect.'

'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'

'If you remember correctly, the last thing I said before the ship went down was: 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Captain's Log

"I don't need to see that... Any port in a storm will do."

Farmer and FIsherman

'Last chance for T-shirts.'

Pirate walking the plank. At the end of it is another pirate fishing disrupting the punishment.

'This must be your first boarding party Simpson!'

Man with Watch as Eye-patch

Cat eying mouse on ship in a bottle.

'You only have a scratch on your arm, but think of poor Suzie.'

'What's with the glove puppets?' 'He doubles as entertainments officer.'

'It won't open? Try hitting it with a new ocean liner.'

Blind yet ferocious pirate captain

"Give way!"

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

Rats leave a launching ship.

Man overboard!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"...Welcome back to the request hour. Just had a call from a listener calling himself 'Lost at Sea', wanting a big shout out to the local lifeboat crew."

"Did you remember to order a liner for the pool?"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Cyclops are bad pirate captains. . .

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure