Maritime Aficionado Gifts

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'I'm a boat person, but not in the pejorative sense!'

Lord Palmerston sailing a ship through calm seas

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Spud U-boat

Titanic swing.

'Another Dutch diversion tactic, sir. They'll be offloading marihuana on the streets of Newcastle as we speak!'

'He cannot sleep at night since he watched that movie about the Titanic.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Captain steering house through flood.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I don't do windows."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I think it loves us."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman