Boating Aficionado Gifts

'If you really cared about me, you'll swim back to the boat and get my bottle of wine.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

Medieval boating on castle moat.

Line of credit

A man on a dingy sticks his middle finger at three people on a yacht

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"What there's more than 2 of you?"

The Imperfect Storm

'I bought her off eBay,dad. By the way, don't be surprised if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Caution pirates ahead'

'What's it this time?'

London 'Old-lags' rowing team.

Water Skiing Accidents.

"Come in No. 3, your time's up!"

'There's always someone moving in front of you!'

"This would be so much easier if we were on water, had a boat, and weren't cats."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. II

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress

Things to do today .. Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.