Boat Enthusiast Gifts

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Don't like my slave mastering call 1-800-scream.

Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

Rowing

'How are you doing, Sweetie?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Boat to the Horizon.

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

"You dream of days like these!"

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

'Do I have a water pump? Sure! She's sitting over there!'

'Isn't Henley marvellous! The food, the drink, the company!I hear there's even some chaps messing about in boats somewhere!'

You read the instructions upside down.

Toy boat on a tsunami.

'No, my girlfriend won't be joining me. She left me because she claims I care about my boat and flat TV more than her.'

Man drops book about 'Boat Safety' on foot

Wife gets rid of husband's distraction.

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Boat Naming - "I'm naming it after you!"

Tunnel of Love is Blind.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Do you take requests?'

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'I wanted a boat with a large livewell and plenty of storage space.'

'Oh no, not you again.'