Boat Enthusiasts Gifts

'I hope this isn't just another shipboard romance.'

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

Tunnel of Covid.

"This boat is aptly named."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

Business Duck

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."