Boat Aficionado Gifts

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

To Launch

'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.