Ship Aficionado Gifts

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'Has anyone ever told you, you have the face that could launch a thousand ships?'

'We've had so many funerals - we've run out of ships.'

'Ralph has got a light displacement mind.'

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fish or Cut Bait

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.