Sailing Ship Aficionado Gifts

Ship Modelers in Damnation

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"He's a keeper!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'