Sailing Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'No wonder we lost the race. We're carrying 500 pounds of logos.'

'Has anyone been injured?!' - 1493- Lawyers discover America.

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Umbrella Sailing Boat

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Of course he's not all there.'

'I for one don't care about carbon emissions. I wish we went back to using a diesel powered engine.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Hold on really tight: I think the wind is picking up..."

Steersman

Key West-to-Cuba Sailing Race

"I can't believe it after all these years she's agreed to a day sailing!"

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Hope

Line of credit

Sailing Practice.

"I sound more bitter than I am!"

An executive with photo of both his wife and his sailboat on desk.

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

'I had to eat some disgusting things to survive - but 20 years of marriage prepared me well'

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'

A reasonable time for concern.

A Lucid Explanation

"You never said your parents were coming."

They were ALL texting.

I always preferred sailing to flying.

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

"No, let's go with the hook."

"I got here first."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."