Sailing Aficionados Gifts

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

101 uses of a dead cat: rudder.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Lifeboat in a Bottle

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Set sail