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'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

101 uses of a dead cat: rudder.

Lifeboat in a Bottle

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Set sail

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats