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'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

Boat wedding.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.