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'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Sorry Alan... you only get one set of wings."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Fishing boat.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Watching Sea Life.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"They migrate here each summer."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

I'd rather be at the office.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Have a very piratical Birthday