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'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'It's the Ark! Got that? Stop calling it 'The Good Ship Lollipop'.'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Imperfect Storm