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'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'It's the Ark! Got that? Stop calling it 'The Good Ship Lollipop'.'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."