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Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

Hilary's Slow Boat to china Routine.

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.