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Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

Hilary's Slow Boat to china Routine.

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

Fishing Boat Derby

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Imperfect Storm