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'I'm only gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

"They migrate here each summer."

Becalmed yachts

'There doesn't seem to be any foul play. I think we have a simple case of two ships passing in the night.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.

Victorians sailing.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Oh-Oh, I brought my tool box instead of my tackle box.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'Oh yeah? How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

'He was born to the sea.'

'Have you noticed that the ski boats have stopped buzing us?'

'Boy this is a deep livewell.'

"I named it after my brilliant accountant."

Watching Sea Life.

A Boat Named Dog

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'I'm not even going to look.'

'I hate these speed boats!!'

'Stealin' my stash again, eh Wanda? Well, I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly... Perhaps she'll die.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

An executive with photo of both his wife and his sailboat on desk.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Summon the beavers to the poop deck, pronto!"

Oar

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."