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Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Here's the junk mail.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"