Boat Ride Lover Gifts

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Do you mind?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Log Ride

Watching Sea Life.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'Here's the junk mail.'