Boating Lover Gifts

'I hate these flying fish.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.