Boating Lover Gifts

'I hate these flying fish.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"They migrate here each summer."