Boating Humor Lover Gifts

Fart propelled speedboat.

Clear Lake.

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Fishing Holes

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Many clowns in rowboat

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

The guardrail brings it up to code.