Boating Humor Lover Gifts

Fart propelled speedboat.

Clear Lake.

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Many clowns in rowboat

Fishing Holes

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'