Boating Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Many clowns in rowboat

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Pirate Doctor

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Pants on the mast

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

"If you can hold it for another minute, I think I see some land."

'Do you have any other identification?'

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

Clear Lake.

'Ramming speed sailor.'