Aquatic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Whale Pattern Balding

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'