Aquatic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Whale Pattern Balding

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."