Aquatic Humor Fan Gifts

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

Cyrano de Bergerac played by a swordfish.

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special