Aquatic Joke Fan Gifts

Sworn Anenome

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Whale Pattern Balding

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"