Aquatic Joke Fan Mugs

Sworn Anenome

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"