Underwater Humor Fan Mugs

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'Every school has a class clown.'

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'