Underwater Humor Fan Gifts

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"