Underwater Humor Lover Gifts

"It's not polite to point."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

'Every school has a class clown.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."