Underwater Comedy Lover Gifts

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Hmmm

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'You're a little overweight.'

Octopus Manicure.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

"This neighborhood has excellent schools!"

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.