Underwater Comedy Lover Pillows

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Hmmm

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'You're a little overweight.'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

Octopus Manicure.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

"This neighborhood has excellent schools!"

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'