Underwater Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Whale Pattern Balding

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'I'm a Pisces.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."