Undersea Humorist Pillows

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Guide fish.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Walking the Plank.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Shark Chum

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.