Underwater Humor Buff Pillows

"I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'