Underwater Humor Pillows

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Oddly familiar formation.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.