Underwater Humor Gifts

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Acme Coffee Co.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Oddly familiar formation.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"