Underwater Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

A fish wearing scuba gear.